You approach the counter and the barista asks "What can I get for you today?" and you say...
Slide the coffee colored rectangle to generate a random lengthy latte order. Uses the Dragdealer JS library. Sweet.
Inspired by feeling like a retard at coffee shops... I would think to myself silently: "I wish I could be smart, and douchey sounding, like my other friends...". Now I just whip out my imaginary 7G iPhone 6 running Android 13.37 and with a flick of my wrist rattle off a sick sounding order as if I were sneezing elegantly (by accident).
@uberscientist on twitter, see ya at the coffee shop!